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A/N: What you're about to see is a tad silly, and should not be seen by anyone with a humbug up his butt. If you are one of those viewers, then  don't say I didn't warn you.
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*It's two days before Christmas, and everyone living in a certain  snow covered  manor(not the DA manor) is cheery. Dragonelf213 (Dralf) is hanging a wreath in the kitchen, and interestingly, has grown to a height of seven feet. Xxdej-JixX (Dejj) is in a tv room watching the Muppets Christmas Carol. Card-shark is reading what appears to be a copy of "The Twin Towers" CrazyAnimeTako(CAT for short) is at the right side of the manor on the front yard, filling up a peculiar looking device with snow!*

*A knock on the manor's door is heard, Dralf decides to answer it and promptly opens the door, as a chibi catboy  scurries on into the hallway, wearing a bright green elf suit, and carrying a boombox as big as he is. The girls and guy look at him with curiosity as he sets it down and presses the play button, the music to Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" starts playing as a familiar looking figure enters the hallway. He stands at a height of 6'0 or 6'1, and has a decent build to him. He's wearing grey sweatpants with silver bells on the side of each leg (ending at calf area), black puma shoes with white stripes, a black hoodie jacket that looks like a mix between a sweatshirt and a windbreaker, black gloves, and a white scarf that hides the lower half of his face. Just as he's about to dance to the music, he's sent crashing into the tv room via, a clump of snow the size of a bowling ball, to the back of his head.*

CAT: *At the open door, holding the strange device* Neeheehehehehehehe!! This thing you invented really works Sharky!

Card-shark: Glad to hear.. *Turns the page to his book*

*The figure groans as he holds the back of his skull, then turns to CAT as his scarf unravels to reveal-*

Me: Dammit CAT!! You ruined my entrance!

Dralf+Dejj: D8

Me: *Feels awkward* Uh.. Hey..

*Dejj suddenly tackle-glomps me and is crushing me in her loving sisterly hug*

Dejj: It's so great to see you little bro! Where the hell have you been? Have you been eating right? etc..

Me: I'm doing great sis.. But could you lessen the hold a little?

Dejj: Oh.. My bad! ^.^"

Me: Thanks.. Oh hey Dralf! How's it going?

Dralf: *Looks at me with a confused look on her face* How come you're not freaking out about me being seven feet tall and blue?

Me: I'm friends with a psychotic gun fetishist, I'm used to this kind of stuff by now.. =_=
:icon1fireycat: :iconsaysplz: So yeah, I'm back.. Oh, and tomorrow, it's time for the Christmas eve party!

:icondragonelf213: :iconsaysplz: So be prepared for cheers!

:iconxxde-jixx: :iconsaysplz: Mistletoe!

:iconcard-shark: :iconsaysplz: Sleighbells..

:iconcrazyanimetako: :iconsaysplz: And bazookas!! :iconikilleditplz:

:iconcard-shark: :iconsaysplz: *Stares at CAT sternly*

:iconcrazyanimetako: :iconsaysplz: Oh fine then.. Just shenanigans~ >: D
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Edit: March 3 2012
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Sorry for no party :(
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I'm not short anymore! Yay! xD

Snowball bazookas are very cool.